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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE MARCH 5, 1999
CLASSIFIEDS
Help Wanted
For Rent
ning Northern Ohio
Minority Specialist: Immediate full-time opening for Minority Risk Reduction Specialist for AIDS Service Organization. Coordinate all outreach and risk reduction efforts for Minority community. Implement outreach, education, prevention, counseling, and testing programs. Send résumé with salary requirements to: J. Adee, CAN, 667 N. Main Street, Akron, Ohio. 44310 or fax 330-375-2032. (37)
Archwood Church seeks a part-time administrative assistant (26 hours, Tuesday-Friday). Solid secretarial, organizational, & word-processing skills required. Contact Rev. DavidBahr, 2800 Archwood Ave., Cleveland, Oh 44109. 216-351-1060.
Cook-Roseland Guest House (W.Va.), hiring for summer 1999. Full-time cook, salary, room & board. 304-455-3838. (44)
Mail Handlers Needed Seeking motivated and hardworking people to work part-time or on an on-call basis. $5.15/hour. Start work immediately! Call Mary Ann at 216631-8646. (~)
Looking for photogenic females & males starting at $55/per hour for prints, catalog, fashion & commercial work. Experience preferred but not necessary. Call 330-869-5050 ext.100.
Advertising Sales
(39)
The Chronicle is seeking responsible, motivated go-getters to sell advertising for Ohio's largest gay, lesbian newspaper. Experience preferred but if you're dependable and a self-starter, training is available. For an interview call David Ebbert at 216-631-8646.
Services
Relieve Stress
& Aching Muscles
(~)
Licensed Massage Therapist, Elizabeth Leonard. 614-299-0930.
Travel
Rehoboth Beach Condo
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The Shore Inn at Rehoboth Beach, DE, now has a 4-bedroom, 2-bath furnished condo for rent by the week, month, or season. Located 4 blocks from boardwalk, walk to bars, restaurants, shops. Sleeps 8. For rates, availability, information, call 302227-8487 or 800-597-8899 now!
(49)
Roseto Club
Akron's Only Private Gay Club
Lakewood, 1st floor, 2 bedroom, $625/per month; 2nd floor, 2 bedroom, $600/per month; 3rd floor, 1 bedroom, $400/per month. All bills paid, bright, spacious units. Owner seeks responsible tenants to assist in upgrading units while occupied. 216227-1798. (38)
52nd & Fleet. Minutes from downtown. 2nd floor. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Brand new carpeting & kitchen cabinets. Formal dining room, off-street parking. No pets. $450/per month + utilities. 440-439-4206 or 216-883-1188, leave message. (39)
3rd floor efficiency w/full house privileges. Washer/ dryer, off-street parking. All utilities included except phone. $300/per month. Call 216-221-6803 before 9 pm. (39)
Two bedroom apartment for rent $450 per month + deposit. Archwood Denison Area. Small pets considered. No smokers. Owner occupied. Dishwasher. Clean, newly remodeled bath. Washer/ dryer hook-up. Large front porch. Available March 15th. Call Joseph 216-739-9613. (37)
Roommates
Northern Ohio
Roommate wanted for Heights area home. Must like pets. All amenities. $400/per month + security. Looking for professional non-smoking person. 216-780-7296. (37)
Announcements
BEYOND COMING OUT
An eight-session educational group for gay men seeking to enhance their well-being. Will begin in Columbus on March 18 (Thursday evenings). Call 614-451-3877 for information. (38)
Erotica
Erotica Classifieds are on page 21
Curbside Sweet Talk R
1999 BY ROBERT M. KIRBY OH
WELL, SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE" IS SOLD OUT, (THANK GOD) WHATTA WE DO NOW?
I'LL SEE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING...
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HEY, REALLY?
...
THAT DOESN'T STAR JAMES VAN DER BEEK OR FREDDIE PRINZE, JR.
EXIT
OH.
BY ROBERT KIRBY
So, NATHAN.... I SENT MY SHORT STORY OUT TODAY..TO ONE OF THOSE GAY EROTICA ANTHOLOGIES.
627 S. Arlington St. Akron, Ohio 44306 1/2 block N. of Lovers Lane
(330) 724-4228
Your Barmaid Anna
SHADDAP
WAAR WAAN
I SAID SHADRAP
THAT'S COOL, DREW... JOOK THE PLUNGE AGAIN, EH?
YEAH, I FIGURE IT'S GOOD TO PRACTICE MY ABIL ITY TO ACCEPT REJECTION WITH GOOD GRACE EVERY
NOW AND THEN....
ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT STORY WAS GOOD! `SPECIALLY 'CAUSE YOU TOOK MY ADVICE AND MADE IT FUNNY... PLUS ALL THAT GAY KUNG FUSEX STUFF REALLY TURNED MY CRANK!!
Wow.. FOR REAL?
--BUT ANYWAY, WHATTYA WANT TO SEE? YOU PICK.
OK, SO I'M A SUCKER FOR A LITTLE FLATTERY.
SUE ME.
SEE, ITOLD YA! FREDDIE PRINZE, JR. ISN'T JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE-FREDDIE PRINZE, JR.IS AN ACTOR WITH A CAPITAL "A"
YEAH YEAH, HE'S ALL THAT" BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING HIS WHOLE NAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN? JUST CALL HIM FREDDIE'-I'LL STILL KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
FOR REAL.
SHHH
You
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